We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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