yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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