You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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