if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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