This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
These tits shall not be calmed
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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