stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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