Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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