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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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