dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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