Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Are we still banned from the library?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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