So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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