If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
