I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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