Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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