covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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