adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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