Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
