Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I've blown a few things in my day
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I could fuck to npr.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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