he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I need water and some morals
I see more hoeing in ur future
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