But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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