508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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