Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
