He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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