I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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