there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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