If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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