If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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