i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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