Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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