also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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