That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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