Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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