Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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