Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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