Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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