i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I think your dad took our porno
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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