dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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