he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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