ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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