He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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