No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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