Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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