Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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