But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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