**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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