my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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