Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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