For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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