it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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