have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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