whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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