He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
